Pet Sitter Job in Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island

Who: Albert (the Cat) Alias: The Beef (all will be made clear) When: July 15 - July 25 Where: Charlottetown Rate: $25 per hour, or you tell me About The Job: Here's the sitch: from July 15 - July 25 my cat Albert (aka the Beef) will be flying solo whilst I fly solo off the island and will need a dedicated companion to entertain, pet, and shower him with kissies. Look I'll level with you if you are not a Cat Person™ this is not the gig for you. The Beef didn't earn his nickname by being an easy to please Good Boy. He earned that nickname by having/craving/stating beef. This cat is the Kevin McCallister of cats and if he is left unattended he will absolutely and unapologetically booby trap the apartment. He's 20lbs of pure, certified Beefy chaos with two modes: sneaky and angry. He will yell like a baby with bagpipes (and he is both the baby and the bagpipe in this analogy) if he is deprived of kissies or treats too long and that is just as alarming as you think that would be. His luscious locks of grey and white are still waiting for their Pantene sponsorship, so until then he needs someone to brush out his mats (otherwise he needs to be shaved and I promise it took a while for the Emperor to get his Groove back after that happened). Duties: You guys had enough, or are ya thirsty for more? If this sounds like the kinda gig you'd be up for here's a more comprehensive breakdown of the Beef's daily requirements: -Ideally someone would be available to check in on him 1-2 times a day -He needs food in the morning and night -He needs pets and words of affirmation while he is eating -Please brush him, again words of affirmation are helpful here, he is very sensitive -Check to make sure his water fountain is plentiful -Give him some treats in exchange for tricks -Play time (be careful of your sock feet) -Clean the litter box -Lots of kissies and tell him what a handsome young man he is Other Availability: The dates are July 15 - July 25. 1-2 times a day would be great...he's an old man and we really want his golden years to be filled with attention and love, and also the guilt trip we can expect upon returning if he doesn't have that is so brutal. How To Apply: Please feel free to message me on the app and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.