Pet Sitter Job in Apopka, Florida

Hello animal lover, I'm a terrifying 100 pound, muscle bound guard dog trapped in a little dog's body. My mom named me Gizmo, but as soon as I'm old enough, I'm changing it to The Rock, or Beast, or something that sounds as intimidating as I know I am. Speaking of Mother, she'll be going out of town May 25-28. I think I'm old enough to stay alone, but she's got this thing about making sure I'm walked and fed, and supervised. I might consider staying at your place, but we've got to get some things straight. I'd love to sit on your lap and hang out with you as much as you'd let me. But, I will bark my head off at a big dog. To be honest, I just don't like them. And while we're at it, I'll probably bark at the cat, too. Sometimes, I watch tv. It's something I do. Don't judge. And sometimes, I'll growl when you touch my feet, or walk in the room and wake me up, but I'm really just all bark. And while we're being honest, allow me to apologize in advance if I have an accident. I know I should go to the bathroom outside, and 99% of the time, I do. Every once in a while, though...well, things happen. On the plus side, I like snuggling, laying my head on your chest, and long walks on the beach. ....and I just learned to type. How did I do?