Nick Pemble

Hype? That! I'm The Best Dog Walker Ever!

Pet Sitter in Long Beach

I'm not here to beat around the bush. I don't have time for it! And neither do you. Do you want an extreme and IN YOUR FACE dog walker? Then look no further! I've been training dogs since the tender age of 17. These motherfuckers LOVE my ! And will fight to the death to make me MONEY!! I'll toughen your dog the UP! I don't just walk these bitches. I give these dogs WORLD CLASS dog fight training! Don't send your dog to some sissy college dork or some broken down old pet hoarder. Send your dog over to someone who has trained CHAMPIONS! I'll turn your doggy doormat into a BRAWLING BAD ! One one hour session with me, your dog is gonna be on their way to jacked city!! Your dog ain't gonna bother your when your trying to watch Nascar! They're gonna be too busy resting up for the next days fitness beatdown! Whether its getting strapped to a treadmill to run 20 miles, pull a cart loaded with 500 lbs for 100 yards, or being forced to fight strays in a 8 by 8 space, rest assured that your dog will never be the same again!! Each dog that is signed up for 6 months of training gets a months cycle of Finaplix Horse Steroids absolutely FREE! Finaplix gives muscle, stamina and changes a dog's weak attitude and docile personality faster than any other product on the market! Think about when you take your dog to the dog park. Do other dogs start their usual dominance games with your dog?? No more of that ! When your dog draws blood again and again and again, no other dog is gonna so much as LOOK at your dog! The waves of people and dogs will forever part in front of you. That's RESPECT! Everything that is written in the above three paragraphs was done for entertainment purposes only. If you did not laugh, then have a nice day and be on your merry way! I am not the dog walker for you. No matter what I say to you at this point I will appear to be irrational, impulsive and at the very least ignorant as to what society expects of me. But if you did laugh and somewhere along the way figured out that it was all an act designed to get, hold your attention and separate me from the competition as a person with personality. Then I could be the one to walk your dog for you. Everyone and their brother tries to get a job saying things like "I'm a hard worker. I'm reliable and blah blah blah boring." They do not stand out. When someone who is hiring goes through a stack of resumes and sees these points (no matter how true these statements may be.) they are altogether unimpressed. They sound like everyone else. And therefore get what everyone else gets, which is an all expenses paid indefinite stay in the filing cabinet. Or worse. A one way ticket to the trash can. What you will get in me as a dog walker is pretty much the opposite of the character in the above paragraphs. I'm patient, attentive and balanced. I just enjoy crafting unreasonable, characters that view their flaws as being strengths. And sharing that gift with others. More about me and my history and experience, I currently own my own dog. He's friendly with people and other dogs. He has been very well trained. I love to take him on walks to the dog park and out to play with his best dog buddy of the same age and weight.(2 years old, 38-40lbs) Before I got him (8 years ago to be precise) I adopted an adult Karelian Bear Dog named Lola. She was a primitive type dog plus she had not been socialized as a pup so as you well can imagine, her willful nature and "hunting" AKA killing instincts forced me to become a very educated and dominant dog owner. Over time with exposure to other dogs, altering her environment, training and persistence her behavior got better. A few years later she died.(hit by a car) That dog changed me forever. Since I had her, I've read many books, articles and studies on dogs. I've watched the videos. Attended the classes. And more importantly implemented what I have learned to see what works and what does not work. I can say with confidence that I have expert knowledge on dogs and their behavior. I approach each dog as an individual. The breed can tell you very little about the dog. To judge a dog based on its breed is akin to judging a person based on their race. I've worked with kind and friendly Pit bulls. And I've worked with on edge Golden and Labrabor Retrievers, whom could not be trusted around kids. They all have their own quirks and strengths and weaknesses just like me! As do all people. Ultimately, I believe in being straightforward, to the point, and honest with people. I may not do a ton of small talk, and shoot the breeze about things that I don't think matter. But I'm definitely the guy to hire when you want your dog to learn to be well behaved on walks or if you just don't have the time to walk them yourself. So hire me. $30 for an hour walk. $50 for 2 hours. Call me at 323-614-... if you want to set up an appointment, or if you have any questions or concerns. My name is Nick. P.S. For all the idiots out there that are sending me hate mail and/or are threatening to call the police. This is the United States of America and its called the 1st amendment. Just in case you don't know what that is.. Google it. And let me just clarify once and for all. I do not, nor have I ever supported, condoned or participated in dog fighting. The character profile was all in good fun you overly sensitive, politically correct, bores. For the rest of you who enjoyed the post feel free to (as many of you have already done) send me an e-mail saying so. Thanks a bundle. I look forward to doing business with you.

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Services Dog Walking

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